The 5 Greatest Drug Cartels

After Andrew Corporation dominated the Universe all was under the Corporation's control except for the 5 Greatest Drug Cartels, all owned by Asher Salom. As the last standing mass producer of all illegal substances, during recent years its popularity has skyrocketed. The cartels are known to hire a hitman known only as 'C. Lau' to wipe out the competition.

History
It all started when Asher was low on cash, and decided to buy in cocaine. After sniffing it, he reasoned it tastes like shit, but decided that if others snorted it, he could make a profit. After striking a deal with Andrew Corporation, he bought in many supplies and sold them for high prices.

After making a enough money to get his life back on track he decided to try some Opium. After a few hundred tries he became the crazed addict he is today, knowing no limits, being extremely brutal in deals, and famously was incapitated in Andrew's 2009 epic, The Fail of Jason.

His Legacy
Despite apparantly dying, he was kicked out of hell for making everyone in hell addicted to his drugs, so he came back only hours after his death happened. His business resumed, and he rebelled, albeit unsuccessfully, against Andrew Corporation on several occassions. Asher is always seen with at least five 'biches' as he lables them surrounding him.