Andrew Corporation

Andrew Corporation controlled, is controlling and will control the whole of existence. It commands every war, decides on every law, orders Latin homework to be done, and to destroy all opposition (Chi Lau Inc.).

History
At the creation of mankind, god had asked someone to take over for him, Andrew destroyed all his competitors in this event and has ever since owned the whole of existence. He has staged wars, revolts, revolutions and all manners of awesomeness for our own deaths and entertainment. He invented the wheel, he invented television, he invented all the things you see today. But his power might not be absolute in the 21st century. You see, there are several other corporations that are about to take over existence i.e. Microsoft. So basically Andrew Corporation is screwed... if the word 'screwed' happens to imply descent to god, because before bill gates and his gang came into existence, Andrew Corporation was the sole power. Yes Andrew is higher than god, hence descent. Yes, god doesn't get a capital letter but Andrew does. As Andrew does not wish to offend devout Christians, he would like to add that Andrew sticks are high than Buddha sticks which in turn are higher than god sticks.

Other?
Andrew Corporation not only controls war and laws, it also controls just about everything else, with the exception of the 5 greatest drug cartels, which are all owned by Asher Salom. The corporations control extends to all the mints and banks in the world, meaning that Andrew Corporation decides which dollar is highest. In Andrew's eyes, everyone is equal to the same privellages. Why should the poor pay less taxes?